You want to learn dancing and don't dare?
Easy. You need rhytm first. So, you get that track you want to dance on througout the night, if someone just would put on club heavy rotation and nod your head, eyes closed to shut down visible deflections.
Than you stomp with one foot on the bass hits and add your second foot.
You are walking in the music now, eyes closed, head nodding, feet moving.
You listen to the high tones and midd tones of the song and move your hands while keeping the feet and later adding the head again.
You are dancing.
You are dancing.
Open your eyes and watch in the mirror understanding you are one with the Universe
...and to ignore the assholes pointing fingers laughing for the conf test....
...to understand you sometimes just need new faces