...for the German problem, if even stating to killing them all is illigel, might be the Moon having 38m² instead of only 357,592 km² aquired mainly by massmurdering their neighbours by Germans needing a lot of space.
And I wonder, if the guy is practicing how to use a doorbell by now or cheats .... for next time.
PS: Pittbulls aka bull terrier, the classic Traveller company dog breed are known for never ever letting their pray loos as soon as having their theeth in....just saying.