You go fuck yourself and understand that English view onto spelling rules here.
Two examples on my input:
Rouge or Rogue. How to do pronounce one and the other? Germans trained to follow rules and used to point out mistakes even so there are no mistakes will insist that an obvious spelling mistake in the dictionaire must be correct no matter the pronounciation rules on the very first pages of American and British dictionairs. Just check all other words with a silent e in the end and ou on pronounciation, please.
Culture or Coltoure. The first derives from the French origine word, yet everybody that has the odacity to use expressions such as "pardon my French" insists that the English version is incorrect.
And grammer? Well, you showing up in Brixton and Westminster trying a stiff British upperlip is wrong, like you don't walk around calling Englishmen Sir. That is a restricted titel. You lost all those no matter what your ID sais, but Irish English with some sparkles of Traveller Cogney and US slang is as cool as my Dutch or French Creol. Trust me....beside Grammer Nazis freak out.
Would you try to jerk off, please? It does calm down a lot....Yours, the Irish revolutionairy mobster in me, knowing who ran most slave farms and who turned Pirates for which reasons.
