She'll be all alright when she finally gets screwed. Instead, she'll be realy realy disapointed and book single vacation in Italy.
Isse sheene wetter hauite Seniorina?
....waking up surrounded by other Germans....
PS: In pretty much every other, aka sober cultural hemisphere, she'll have some for the garden, homework lessions, DIY sessions, Yoga and for puzzles especially hence she will like being called "a slut".