The Nuclear Preventive Strike Doctrine

That was explained to public coming after the same wording all around the Cuba Crisis as these days the desperately miserable thought a nuclear first attack would do anything than motivate Russian Firing Squats after occupying EU territory... to skip even the last words. 

A weird situation with a chance TheGermans make it way worse by surpriseing the world with having had stored for security purposes their own yet quite illegal nuclear bomb, that hopefully turns into a realy, really extremely bad joke. 

So, what would be the most stupid place to store one! 

Historic V1 and V2 research centers, Technisches Museum Berlin (exactly a secret place hidden in plain sight), Bavarian Hofbräu Haus in Munich...