Well, first declare him as the same level as his besty buddy Tom from the local Fuel Station. Than, when others owning freaking tanker and cargo ship fleets or sell offshore drilling equipment move in, because it's causy, calm and nice, plan to fly to the moon...
..and die drunk driving home the other day when the guy with the uranium mines asks him joining his most favorite restaurant what exactly he is gonna digg out there...
#ifuckinghateyougermans
#WW4 #itoldyoutheywontlastlong
