Sunday 16 June 2024

The cheapest poor fuck dish in Europe?

You need flower, salt, vegetable oil, tomato mark, a space mix from the "Asian Shop" and additionaly the cheapest no dog food can meat something like what ever. 
And patience with a pot and a mixing pot. 

You mix the flower, a bit of salt, and some of the spice mix with water to get a creamy yoghurt consistence mass.

You heat up a good layer of oil like a few millimeters in the pan and take a table spoon of the mass to fry it. Oil is hot so don't drop, it but swap sides of the pancake. Carefully, 
 Watch it, that motherfucker will get nasty dark and stinky  if you cheat with your iPhone even so it might be the very reason for...
Repeat that as often as you need Carbs. 

Take the pan off and clean it or another pan to mix the Tomato Mark with water and the spice mix to at this point add the cheap meat you rescued from a dog owner. 
Heat it up and keep tasting it to add salt and spice mix and possible water until you like it. 
Take a plate and enjoy.

#filthypoor 

PS: the noodle trick? Watch it cooking. It is part of the pleasure... Like BKA around understanding they are about to get cooked down to international levels from a Latino. 

#muhahahhahaha