In a not that distant possible future

Le Figaro local Parisienne reports about a strange serious of thefts. DIY shops see plumber, metal parts and ply wood theft, gardening shops are emptied out of Roses, seeds, pot flowers, plastic pools, Decathlon had all tents and weights taken, the Paris Gardens Administration is missing all potted trees, Epoxy filler per Europellets next to all kinds of industrial Glue, Plexiglass was stolen in all sizes within all of Isle de France as well as compost, Park benches so beloved by our tourists were demounted, but no money talken in that serious or sophistically organised shop robberies. 

...one year later....

There is still no trace.... Bla Bla Bla... 

...somewhere in Saint Denis....

Gandermarie ain coming anymore since you mounted the Proje de Garden Banlieu Ville de Paris signs. 

Lilac smells like weed and Karetlls are asaholes, if you cross them. 

London is so off. 

This being said...Windsurfing? 

The hated neighbours reading Le Mond

This is so beautiful. Paris build in a community garden project an all connected recreational garden keeping the costs low by using unemployment citizens of the worst Banlieu with trees, playgrounds, causy walls, little hills, trees and flower beds. All turned quite for those Algerians. 

....and how we see it....