Imagine you are the Real Estate Agent, single and she doesn't know she'll is about to receive the keys when she drops that one and you can't help yourself thinking: "technicaly, sexual interaction demanded right now would be a Satanic act..."
#trollnation
...a few days later...
What do you want to confess, my son?
I had dirty thoughts.
Mh Mh. Well, you are a young fit single man, that shouldn't be a too bad burden.
Yes. But I really, really almost badly abused a situation with a new tenant.
Haaaah. Mmmh. Pfff. But you did not
No, Father!
Muahahahahhahahha
What
You are an idiot! Go and fuck her pregnant you stupid boyscout or I tell your dad Don Cornellione you are a faggot and coward. Hahahajhahhahajhaa
Ahm.
Muhahahahahahhahaha
