Monday 23 September 2024

TheGermans - Fucking Hell Dude

Talking about your Peeee aka Urine is awkward. To another man, weird, but there are always next level uberaschung. 
Anyway... 
Urine is either of no colour or yellow. The colour comes obviously from the excremented remainings of the digestion process and also create the smell. 
Yeah, you smell shit, tiny little shit hit your nose inside, and thats exactly why I am so incredibly fast in certain moments... 
Red is not necessarily because of blood, but can derive from the same digestion excrements as which turns poo liquid and creates a light brown colour. Watering that down gives you red. 
...my art lessions, you assaholes... Due to German toilet design I have had no other chance until about the 90ies. I swear, I checked in person all bathroom furniture stores and we have had a manufacturer here. No fucking chance. PLATE or nothing, they call it a "plate", these uncivilised fucking weirdo aliens! 

The landing drop zone there? And you can't squeeze back far enough. They though it through! Entirely... 
Aaaagh... 
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Anyway...
The Red in the Urine turning common must be from a changed digestion. By maybe a Virus infection?!? 
#ifuckinghateyou 
#noblessoblige 
#cyberpunkcoltoure