Tuesday, 22 October 2024

Berlin Corpo P.I.G.

Is possible, but doesn't make sense. She is living the 9 to 5 Corporate World dream in Berlin and that is right now the most dangerous place in the world. Haiti has no offices outside the failed administration and Frankfurt's Crime Scene has a fixed spot as Housing, Partying and Offices have. 
Berlin has no Office District and hardly Office buildings. Potsdamer Platz turned in the worst Urban Planning mistake in the history of town planning instead of into the old centre of town it once was in the 1920ies by turning out to be a predictable deadzone with overpriced apartments and already closed down Mega Corp HQs. Mercedes and Sony.
Actually, the ultra modern ensemble of Office complex buildings in the very centre of town could be a thriving office world hot-spot in Europe, but that would need management serving the market and not dominating it. So, Germans are out.
Instead, Berlin kept it's ever existing ultra decentralised structure that creates an almost even traffic carpet in all directions and all over town with some appartements turned into Offices and some Offices turned into Lofts depending only on the tennent and landlord agreeing upon.
Berlin is facing a violence wave along with a drug wave and failing economy. Someone in clean Zara clothes turned upper class by having a job here and the criminals are also having no spot, like the Frankfurt Bahnhofsviertel, but are all over the place, beside Alexander Platz being both official crime and public transport centre.
That means, no-one will say "Why did she go there?" after having heard who got smacked coming to Gucci Bag Day in the office. Show off your favourite Luxurious Accessories in Brovember before the Boys shave their bearts!! 20 min Longer Lunch Break with Sweets served.
...a few days later....
The funeral will be in Seoul and because none can come we will send the condolence card. 10 min Longer Lunch Break. The Card is in the Lunch Room. Please all sign.
#WeToldYou #generationlaHaine 
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