Or in different wording

they phoned them all so hard that noone picks up the phone anymore and considered upgrading the telephone to a mobile standard having a display that says: Mammi calling... 

#TheGermans #TheBrokeGermans 

PS: Barber shops for Hygiene Articles in Drop Shipping, maybe.

Do you know what men do when it really really badly itches? 

They scratch as hard.

and use real soap a lot... 

Don't be a dirty anus. Be a man! SCRATCH THAT ITCH