There are humans of which I am obviously one and animals whom Noah taught tricks and throughout a million years after the Ice Age they now all walk upright.
Almost all and almost upright.
We, humans like me, lead them being God's crowning creation made by him to his liking.
Pain already, German??
Throughout time some of those humanoids were taught and also punished by God. The Humanoid Cats turned Jews and remain until today something to cuddle and impossible to train. The Hyenas that by drinking beer turned into slavery died following them on their way away.
The Romans were Humanoid Rats that drank too much wine, kept stealing and finally were killed by Wolfs and Bears coming for them leaving their woodlands to be finally defeated by a Virus centuries later.
The animals mixed more and more, but not a very lot as everybody enjoys their equals company most.
Now, just lately the Dogs went for really hard drugs, hooked up with the last Rats and even Hyenas to obviously hunt all Cats and Bunnies and managed to take the crown, to lean back, bark and have all others serve them having the crown.
MY FUCKING CROWN, as a human I am.
#justsaying
