Monday, 18 November 2024

TheGermans - Consultancy Crash Way

So, this guy is ligit, in Germany, and really, like for real, has a consultancy and private equity company.
Ontop of The Baulig Twins and Marathon Dirk, The Blue Suite also will offer to become a stakeholder in your company.
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They all go broke right now.
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That's because none of them does anything else than to teach telephone cold calling as in the 90ies to early 2000nds at MLP and DVAG. Insurance on the phone called Investment Consuckuptosign..?
That all works fine, if plenty of money is in the pocket, but when the economy goes down the saved, that's the first fail, money needs to be invested into expanding into new markets or to finally invest, second fail, delayed efficiency and product innovations to be more competitive, death row ticket.
That would be second or third semester Micro-Economics, off Ritalin.
Instead they manage to stress out the last survivors of the Low Interest Rate Klondike Rush making no friends for the shootout what so ever by calling and taking "NO!" for no answer.
Obviously, no-one will show up in any neighbouring economic region to find new sales partners or buyers, but keep wondering where the 15.000 Indian Real Estate Agence are in Dubai. It's not the Palm so...
La Haine, the endphrase??? 
No?
#igotstuck #gfyBKA #nowayyougetawaywithyourbullshit

Me? I would in a proper suite and a nice office in a Dubai Free Trade Zone start calling Alibaba companies in China, but directly, and ask how much they can produce more to call in Lagos, Cape Town and Algiers until I found someone who can handle the load. Drop Shipping Motherfucker? Connections, Dude, Connections.
Sadly, I got stuck and have to deal with GeStaPo's poverty oath bullshit.
#travellerpeople #militantmerchants