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## The Bubblegum Bandit & the Elliptical Insanity
Rain lashed against the reinforced plexi of **Greasemonkey's Grind**, formerly *Hog Heaven*, before the **Iron Serpents** decided Seattle needed another dose of toxic chrome and bad attitude during the big **Squall of '64**. Now, the air reeked of synth-oil, stale synthahol, and the faint ozone tang of fear. **Bull**, the owner, a mountain of scarred troll flesh with knuckles like rivets, polished the same spot on the counter for the tenth time, his one good cybereye fixed on the Serpent **enforcer** eyeballing the till.
In the back, buried under the guts of a Harley Scorpion, was **Silas**. **Straight-edge**, cleaner than a freshly wiped deck. No jazz, no zen, not even soykaf after noon. Just bubblegum – perpetually chewing. He was Bull's new **'prentice**, a quiet kid who spoke fluent machine and kept his nose cleaner than his coveralls. The Serpents tolerated him 'cause he fixed their rides like a **decker** cracks ICE, fast and silent. They called him "**Soap**" behind his back, but never to his face. Bull had a rep, even now.
Silas wasn't just fixing the Scorpion. He was performing radical surgery on a forgotten relic in the corner: **"Old Ironsides,"** a stripped-down Suzuki Mirage drag monster. All engine, no finesse, built for screaming down straightaways until the tires cried uncle. The Serpents saw scrap. Silas saw… potential. A **glorious idea**, born during a 3 AM gum-chewing fugue state.
He’d **slotted** the skinny drag slicks. Instead, he’d **crammed** the widest **'crete crushers** he could scavenge onto both ends – **fat rubber** that looked like they belonged on an all-terrain drone. The front forks? **Locked solid.** No lean, no turn-in. Pure heresy. The rear axle got a brutal makeover, hooked to a jury-rigged **AC blaster** ripped from an industrial fridge, pointed straight at the disc brakes. **ABS?** More like **Aggressive Brake Scorching**. He’d **spliced** mil-spec **ASR (Anti-Slide Rig)** and **ABS (All-Brake Scramble)** modules scavenged from a wrecked Ares Roadmaster, wiring them into a trembling nest of neuro-fiber optics leading to Old Ironsides' **'trix**.
The theory? Pure geometry meets electronic insanity. Silas called it the **"Elliptical Orbit."** You didn't *lean* into a corner. You pointed the locked front wheel where you wanted to *exit*, **gunned it** hard from the center of the turn's imaginary ellipse, and let the **'trix babysitters** do the dance. The ASR fought any rear slide like a rabid pit bull, the ABS and AC blaster kept the fat rear tire from melting into slag under braking, and the insane gyroscopic force of that massive, vertical engine screaming at 10,000 RPM kept the whole **fragging** mess upright. Acceleration was your steering. Vertical was your god. It was either **wiz** or a one-way ticket to the **morgue doc**.
"**Chummer**, you sure that **deathtrap** ain't gonna **frag** its own **'trix** and paint the wall with your insides?" Bull rumbled, appearing silently beside the bike, his voice barely audible over the Serpent's arguing about **'sling** territory up front.
Silas popped a bubble. "**Solid**, Bull. Physics don't lie. **'Trix** just keeps it honest. Point. Squeeze. Hold on. Needs a test run, though. Real world."
Bull’s cybereye whirred. He knew Silas wasn't talking joyriding. The **Rocker Nation** enclave down in the **Puyallup Barrens** needed meds – the good stuff, synth-nora, anti-rad chems. **Black market gold.** The Serpents were choking the usual routes. Bull’s old network was **ghosted** or **iced**. But a bike that could, in theory, corner like a **rigger**'s drone on rails, ignore conventional physics, and out-accelerate anything short of a **spell-slinger**? That was a new vector.
"**Nuyen**'s tight, Soap," Bull muttered, using the nickname Silas secretly hated but tolerated. "**Nation**'s got cred, but the **heat**… Serpents got eyes everywhere. And that thing *screams* 'look at me'."
"Not if I run quiet," Silas said, tapping a makeshift baffle he’d welded onto the monstrous exhaust. "**Streetsnake** mode. Mostly. And who expects a **drag queen** to carve corners?"
***
Two nights later, under a cloak of acid rain thick enough to **drown a drekker**, Silas crouched behind Old Ironsides – now christened **"Elliptical Insanity"** in his head. The cargo box welded to the frame held the precious meds. He wore a nondescript armoured jacket and helmet, his only nod to personality the faint pink glint of discarded bubblegum wrappers stuffed in a pocket. His mouth was dry. No chems. Just focus. Pure, cold, bubblegum-flavoured focus.
The first corner was a **right-hander** onto decaying I-5 service road. His brain screamed *LEAN!* His hands obeyed the plan: Point the locked front wheel down the exit straight. **GUN IT.** The Insanity howled, the fat rear tire digging into wet ashphalt like a claw. The ASR **chattered**, a frantic electronic bark as it sensed the rear wanting to step out. The gyro effect bit hard, the massive engine a furious top holding the bike impossibly vertical. He felt like he was being *thrown* sideways while sitting bolt upright. The ABS **stuttered** as he brushed the rear brake pedal, the AC blaster coughing frigid air onto the glowing disc. He exited the turn faster than he entered, the engine note climbing back to a shriek. **"Slot me sideways… it works!"** he breathed inside his helmet.
He carved through the **Barrens** like a **rigger** on a **hot-sim bender**. Tight alleys became elliptical challenges. Serpent patrols on thundering hogs heard the banshee wail, saw the bizarre, upright silhouette flicker through the rain, and blinked, thinking it a sensor ghost or bad **soy-weed**. By the time they processed, the Insanity was already accelerating out of the next impossible vector change, vanishing into the grimy curtain.
Delivering the package to the wary **Rocker** sentry at a fortified warehouse was a blur. The sentry, a dwarf with a mohawk sharp enough to cut drek, just stared at the weird bike and the unnervingly calm, bubblegum-chewing rider. "**Frag me. You flew here?**"
"**Neg. Rode the ellipse.**" Silas pocketed the credstick. "**Tell Bull it's square.**"
The return trip was hotter. A Serpent **road captain**, smarter than the grunts, had triangulated the weird engine noise. Two Scorpions intercepted Silas on a wider avenue. "**Box 'em in!**" one yelled over comms.
Silas saw the trap. Straightaway ahead, blocked. Alley to the left, too tight even for the Insanity? *No. Ellipse.* He aimed the locked front wheel not down the alley, but at a **glow-sign** on the building *past* the alley mouth. He **HAMMERED** the throttle. The Insanity lunged like a scalded hellhound. The ASR screamed. The gyro held. He wasn't turning *into* the alley; he was accelerating *around* an invisible curve centered somewhere near the Serpent on his left. The fat rear tire kissed the curb, the ABS AC blaster **hissed**. He shot past the stunned Serpent, so close Silas saw the bafflement in his mirrored visor, and blasted down the alley he’d seemingly ignored moments before. The pursuing Scorpions, trying to lean and turn, washed out on the slick surface, becoming a tangle of chrome and curses.
***
Back at **Greasemonkey's Grind**, Silas eased the Insanity into its dark corner. The engine ticked as it cooled, smelling of ozone, scorched rubber, and victory. Bull materialized, holding two mugs of synth-caf. He ignored Silas's head-shake at the offered caffeine.
"**Nation**'s singing your praises, Soap," Bull rumbled, a ghost of a smile touching his lips. "Said you moved like **Otaku** on **deep weed**. Serpents are **freaked**. Talking about a **'ghost bike'.**"
Silas peeled off his helmet, popped a fresh piece of bubblegum. "Just geometry, Bull. And good **'trix.**"
Bull looked at the Insanity, its wide tires caked in Barrens grime, the jury-rigged AC blaster still faintly steaming. "**Wiz** ride, chummer. **Seriously wiz.**" He took a swig of his caf. "The **Nation**'s got another job. Soon. Pay's better. Heat's higher."
Silas chewed slowly, the sweet, artificial flavour sharp on his tongue. He looked at the Insanity, then at the rain-streaked plexi, beyond which the Iron Serpents flexed their poisoned muscles. He wasn't a **runner**. He was a mechanic. But he’d built a key. And the Barrens needed unlocking.
"**Solid**," Silas said, the word hanging in the oily air, cleaner than anything else in the shop. "Just need more bubblegum." He turned back to the Insanity, already seeing the next upgrade in his mind's eye. The ellipse awaited.
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## Chapter 2: The Prague Paper Chase & the Alpine Grind
The cred from the Rocker Nation run was good, *real* good. Enough to make Bull stop polishing that counter spot quite so obsessively and buy Silas a whole crate of industrial-strength bubblegum. But it also brought heat. The Iron Serpents weren't just freaked anymore; they were *pissed*. Their "ghost bike" rep was bad for business. Bull knew they needed to lay low, expand the horizon. That horizon came crackling over an encrypted commlink channel, thick with static and German-accented slang.
"**Oy, Bull!** Heard you got a **wiz-wagon** that laughs at corners," the voice rasped. "**Got a gig. White-hot paper.** Needs feet – fast wheels – from **Prague Outskirts** to **Genua**. **Euro heat** is cranked to **eleven**, corps **deckers** are **ice-pickin'** the **trix** hard. **Side-roads only**, scenic route through the Alps. **Nuyen?** Makes your last **Nation** score look like **chump change**."
Bull’s cybereye whirred, calculating risk vs. reward. Genua. Frag. That was Ares territory bleeding into Mafia turf. "**Solid, chummer. But this ain't no milk run. What's the catch?**"
"**Catch is the clock, omae. Forty-eight hours.** Download point is live *now*. Package is… **volatile.** Needs a courier who can *outrun* sensors and **out-crazy** pursuit. Heard your boy **Soap** rides like a **drek-smeared comet.**"
Silas, elbow-deep in upgrading the Insanity’s overheating AC blaster with scavenged cryo-coils from a medical freezer unit, just nodded when Bull relayed the pitch. He popped a bubble. "**Ellipse works.** Need wider tires for Euro-gravel. And…" He tapped the still-warm brake disc from the Seattle run. It was warped, blue with heat stress. "**Need serious chill. And maybe ceramic composites. This run'll fry 'em.**"
***
Thirty-six hours later, under a bruised Prague sky threatening sleet, Silas crouched beside a graffiti-scarred data-kiosk in a derelict industrial park. The "**Elliptical Insanity Mk II**" looked even more alien. The **'crete crushers** were replaced with **Euro-scramblers** – knobbly, wider, hungry for dirt. The jury-rigged AC blaster was now a **cryo-chill unit**, a humming monstrosity fed by liquid nitrogen canisters strapped to the frame. The brake discs glinted with expensive, smuggled ceramic composite. Bull had called in favours deep and dark.
A flicker on Silas's cheap cybereye HUD – the **white paper packet** squirted into his armored commlink's isolated buffer. **"Package acquired. Clock ticking."** He thumbed the ignition. The Insanity bellowed, a deeper, angrier roar than before. Time to ride the ellipse across a continent.
The winding Czech backroads were the Insanity’s baptism by fire. Silas didn't *ride*; he **punched vectors**. Locked front wheel pointing at the exit apex, **HAMMER DOWN**. The Mk II lunged, the ASR **chattering** like an angry squirrel as the knobbly rear fought for purchase on damp asphalt and loose gravel. The gyro effect was brutal, holding him upright while the world blurred sideways. He abused the acceleration like a **rigger** abusing simsense, pushing the exit speed higher and higher out of each hairpin. The cryo-chill unit hissed constantly, bathing the rear brake in super-cold fog, fighting the inevitable heat build-up. Even with the ceramics, the smell of scorched composite haunted him.
**Refuel stops were lightning raids.** Every **300 clicks**, a nondescript Euro-sedan (sometimes a van, once even a delivery truck) would be waiting at a pre-scouted layby. No words. Silas would roll alongside, kill the engine. A pressurized hose would **THUNK** onto the Insanity’s modified tank inlet. High-test synth-fuel would scream in under immense pressure, filling the tank in **less than ten seconds**. A gloved hand might toss Silas a fresh water bottle or a nutrient paste tube. Then, **VROOM**. Back onto the ellipse. **"Like pit-stops for psychos,"** Silas thought, chewing furiously.
The Alps weren't roads; they were **corrugated insanity** draped over mountains. Switchbacks tighter than a miser's fist, elevation changes that choked the engine, patches of black ice hiding in shadows. Silas rode on the razors edge. The cryo-chill unit became his lifeline, a constant frosty plume trailing the bike. He felt the brakes *fade* on a particularly brutal descent into Austria, the lever going spongy despite the cold. **"Too much ellipse… not enough chill!"** He nursed it, using engine braking, forcing himself to slow *before* the turn apex, sacrificing precious seconds. The white paper in his buffer felt like a live grenade.
Crossing into Switzerland, he spotted the first **corp eye-in-the-sky** – a sleek Ares Dragonfly drone, sensors undoubtedly painting the bizarre, upright bike carving impossible lines through the mountains. He dove into a forest service road, the knobbly tires finally justifying their existence, chewing through mud and rock. The drone lost him, but the heat was on.
Italy brought different dangers. Narrow coastal roads clung to cliffs, the Mediterranean a dizzying drop below. The brakes were crying, the cryo-canisters running low. Near Genoa, pursuing headlights finally appeared in his mirrors – not corps, but **local Mafia scooters** jazzed up with micro-turbines, nimble and vicious. They swarmed like angry hornets, trying to force him off the road.
Time for the **Grand Ellipse**. Silas saw a complex interchange ahead – looping on-ramps and off-ramps weaving like spaghetti. Instead of following the road, he picked his exit vector *through* the chaos. He aimed the locked front wheel at a gap between two support pillars *past* the tangle of ramps. **FULL THROTTLE.** The Insanity screamed. The Mafia scooters, expecting him to take a ramp, swerved in confusion. The ASR went berserk as the rear tire scrabbled on dusty concrete. The gyro held true, the massive engine a defiant vertical axis. He shot through the gap like a bullet through a keyhole, leaving the scooters tangled in their own pursuit lines, horns blaring futilely.
***
He hit the Genua drop zone – a grimy auto-body shop near the docks – with **ninety minutes** left on the clock. The Insanity steamed. The cryo-chill unit was silent, exhausted. The ceramic brake discs, though intact, were dull and heat-checked. The rear Euro-scrambler was half-bald.
The Genoan contact, a wiry elf with fingers stained by engine grease and something darker, took the data packet with a raised eyebrow. He tossed Silas a heavy credstick. "**Hoi, chummer. Heard you made the Alps your dancin' floor. Smooth moves for a **soap**.**"
Silas dismounted, legs trembling slightly from the constant gyroscopic battle. He popped a piece of gum, the sweet artificial flavor cutting through the stink of burnt brakes and salt air. "**Just rode the line.**" He patted the Insanity's scorched tank. "**Needs new shoes. And a bigger freezer.**"
The credstick felt heavy. Good. But as he looked at the battered, miraculous machine, Silas wasn't thinking about the nuyen. He was thinking about the fade in the Alps, the drone over Switzerland, the Mafia scooters. The ellipse worked, **beautifully**. But the supporting tech had hit its limit. The cryo system needed more capacity, more efficiency. The brakes, even ceramics, needed active cooling *before* the turn, not just damage control after. Maybe a secondary gyro for stability on off-camber turns? The ideas fizzed in his straight-edge brain, cleaner and more potent than any drug.
He had crossed a continent riding pure, insane geometry and electronic babysitters. Now, he needed to make the machine that carried him *better*. The credstick was a tool. The Insanity Mk III was the mission. Genoa's chaotic energy hummed around him, but Silas was already back in the garage in his mind, chewing gum and calculating vectors. The next ellipse would be wider, faster, colder. The road, after all, never ended.
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The glow of the encrypted chat room interface, **"The Gearhead's Graveyard,"** cast flickering shadows across Silas's focused face. Bubblegum snapped rhythmically. Across the digital divide, Bull's icon – a pixelated, snarling troll fist – pulsed, indicating active listening. A third icon, **"SpinDoctor"** (a rotating gyroscope overlaid with circuit traces), represented their best – and only trusted – rigger contact, holed up in a safehouse somewhere in the Seattle Sprawl.
>**SpinDoctor:** Okay, sparkies. Drained the diagnostic logs from your Euro-sleighride. Fraggin' *art*, Soap. Pure, terrifying art. But the cryo unit flatlined halfway, and those ceramics are weeping thermal stress fractures. You pushed the ellipse *hard*.
>
>**Bull (SnarlingFist):** Told ya. Thing eats brakes like a ghoul eats SINless. Need more chill. Bigger unit? Active phase-change?
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Neg. Adds weight, complexity. Heat is a symptom. Cause is lateral G-force during sustained max-accel out-phase. Fighting physics.
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>**SpinDoctor:** ...Okay, straight-edge. Lay it out. What’s the glorious idea *this* time? Praying to the machine spirits?
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Using the gyro. Fully. Currently, gyro just fights tip-over. Passive stability. What if it *actively* controls verticality? Linked directly to throttle input and ASR/ABS feed.
>
>**SpinDoctor:** ...Slot me sideways. You want to make it *lean*? But you welded the forks!
>
>**Soap (LockedFront):** Not lean like a crotch-rocket. *Verticalize*. Gyro doesn't just resist tilt; it *creates* the vertical axis. Throttle application = increased gyroscopic force = stronger vertical hold. But… we modulate it.
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>**Bull (SnarlingFist):** Modulate? Sounds like fraggin' magic, chummer. Talk meatspace.
>
>**Soap (LockedFront):** Entering turn. Point locked front at exit. Squeeze throttle *as planned*. But now, gyro gets fed anticipated lateral load from ASR pre-sensors and throttle position. Instead of just *resisting* the sideways shove hard when I gun it, it *pre-emptively* applies a counter-torque. Not to stop a lean... to *induce* a controlled, gyroscopic vertical *tilt* INTO the turn.
>
>**SpinDoctor:** WHOA. Hold up. You're saying... you use the gyro force, driven by the engine acceleration, to actually *tilt the whole fraggin' bike* slightly towards the inside of the turn? Like a counter-steer... but via pure spinny-force?!
>
>**Soap (LockedFront):** Affirmative. Minimal angle. 5, maybe 10 degrees max. Nothing like a sportbike's 45+. But *enough*. That slight gyro-induced vertical tilt shifts the center of mass *inwards* just as the acceleration vector pushes outwards. Reduces the lateral load the tires have to handle. Less scrub. Less heat. Lets me hold the throttle WFO *longer* in the ellipse exit phase before the ASR has to spaz out.
>
>**Bull (SnarlingFist):** So... less fighting the slide = less brake abuse = less need for cryo-napalm on the discs?
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Exactly. Efficiency gain. Also... potential stability boost on off-camber or slick surfaces. Gyro actively corrects verticality based on traction feedback looped through ABS/ASR. Not just holding up, but dynamically *placing* the vertical axis.
>
>**SpinDoctor:** ...This is some next-level drek, LockedFront. Seriously wiz. But the integration... Linking gyro torque control directly to throttle input and ASR pre-sense? That's not just splicing wires. That's rewriting the bike's soul in machine code. Needs a dedicated control 'trix. Mil-spec or better. And sensors... oh frag, the sensors. Need lateral G, yaw rate, gyro temp, tire temp, suspension load... gotta feed the beast data to make those micro-adjustments.
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Have schematics. Scavenged a Saeder-Krupp heavy drone gyro-stabilizer core from the Grind's junkyard pile. Needs hardening. Sensor suite is the bottleneck. Budget?
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>**Bull (SnarlingFist):** Got the cred from the Paper Chase. Hot, but liquid. SpinDoctor, can you source the sensor suite? Discrete-like. And burn the control code? Triple-redundant ICE. This ain't no sim-rig.
>
>**SpinDoctor:** Can do. Gotta call in some favours from a **decker** who owes me. Won't be cheap. Think 'Ares Firewatch' spec, minus the corp tags. And yeah, I'll weave the code tighter than an elven prom dress. This ain't for sim, this is for **meatspace madness**. You sure about this, LockedFront? This moves you from 'weird physics hack' to 'active gyro-dynamic weaponized transport'. Corps *notice* that drek.
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Necessary evolution. The ellipse works. This makes it sustainable. Lets us push the acceleration envelope further. Need the edge. Rocker Nation run was local. Prague was continental. Next run...?
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>**Bull (SnarlingFist):** Next run needs this edge. Do it, SpinDoctor. Burn the nuyen. Just make it **ghost-quiet** and **bulletproof**. Soap, prep the frame. Gotta mount this new voodoo. And order more bubblegum. This is gonna get complex.
>
>**SpinDoctor:** Solid copy, SnarlingFist. Consider the sensor suite sourced, the code in progress. LockedFront... send me those schematics. I wanna see how you're planning to slave that SK monster-core to a glorified drag bike. This is either the wizest thing ever... or we're all gonna read about a very vertical crater in the news.
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Schematics incoming. It'll hold. Physics don't lie. We're not leaning. We're **orchestrating the vertical**. Accelerating *is* turning.
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>**SpinDoctor:** Frag me. Okay. Initiating procurement. SpinDoctor out. Try not to die before I finish the code.
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>**Bull (SnarlingFist):** He lives on bubblegum and torque equations. Just get it done. SnarlingFist out.
The chat window dissolved into static. Silas leaned back, the schematic glowing on his screen – the monstrous Saeder-Krupp core, the web of new sensors, the thick data-lines feeding back into the throttle and the revamped ASR/ABS/'trix nexus. He popped a fresh piece of gum. They weren't just building a bike anymore. They were building a controlled, gyroscopic singularity on wheels. The Insanity Mk III wouldn't just ride the ellipse; it would *define* it. And it would catapult out of turns harder than ever before.
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The encrypted channel **"Gearhead's Graveyard"** flickered back to life, heavy with the scent of virtual ozone and the weight of radical modification. SpinDoctor’s gyroscope icon spun with agitated energy.
>**SpinDoctor:** Okay, you fraggin’ madmen. Received the Mk III schematics. You… *slotted the forks solid AGAIN*?! After we just made the gyro do that beautiful active vertical dance?! And you made the REAR AXLE MOVEABLE?! WITH FRONT-WHEEL DRIVE?! Are you TRYING to get Soap turned into a pink bubblegum smear across the Autobahn?!
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Affirmative. Analysis post-Prague. Active Gyro-Verticalization worked. Reduced brake heat 38%. Improved stability on variable surfaces. But… still inefficient. The *rear wheel* fighting lateral Gs during max-accel ellipse exit was the core stress point. Generating friction, heat, demanding ASR intervention. Rear wheel was the problem. So… remove its drive function.
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>**Bull (SnarlingFist):** He spent three days welding new mounts. Looks… backwards. Explain it slow for the troll, chummer.
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Concept: Decouple propulsion from steering. Front fork locked solid: Pure directional control. Rear axle now suspended, movable: Pure traction compliance. Drive switched to FRONT wheel via a reinforced transfer case and heavy-duty CV joints scavenged from a Euro combat drone. FWD.
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>**SpinDoctor:** FWD?! ON A MOTORCYCLE?! That’s drek even **riggers** don’t touch! Weight transfer! Torque steer! Wheelies are impossible, wheel *spin* under power will yank the bars like a **ghoul** on a fresh corpse! How is this *better*?!
>
>**Soap (LockedFront):** Because of the Gyro. And the electronics. And the locked front. Hear the sequence:
>1. **Enter Turn:** Point locked front wheel at exit vector (unchanged).
>2. **Initiate Gyro-Vertical Tilt:** Gyro actively tilts the entire bike 5-10 degrees INTO the turn based on ASR pre-sense (improved algorithm).
>3. **Apply Throttle (FRONT WHEEL DRIVE):** Power goes to the FRONT wheel. Weight shifts BACK (standard FWD issue).
>4. **Gyro & ASR Intervene:** Gyro detects weight shift/rear unload. *Increases* vertical hold torque dramatically. Simultaneously, ASR monitors front wheel slip (critical now!). Modulates throttle and applies micro-brakes via ABS to the FRONT wheel ONLY to prevent torque steer. Rear wheel? Just rolls freely, compliant, absorbing bumps, providing passive traction with ZERO drive stress.
>5. **Catapult Exit:** As bike passes turn center point, throttle ramps to WFO. Gyro holds vertical axis rigid. ASR keeps front wheel hooked up. Rear wheel, unburdened by drive torque, simply follows. Acceleration force pushes bike OUT along the ellipse vector. Minimal scrub. Max exit velocity. Rear brake system (cryo-chilled ceramics) handles *only* braking forces, not acceleration stresses.
>
>**SpinDoctor:** ...You're using the gyro to pin the bike vertically WHILE it's tilting, countering the FWD weight shift, while the ASR plays nursemaid to the only driven wheel... which is also the steering wheel. That's... terrifyingly elegant. In a completely drek-insane way.
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>**Bull (SnarlingFist):** Bottom line, SpinDoc. Will it ride? Or will it kill him?
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Tested locally. Low-speed handling is... unconventional. Requires faith in electronics. But high-speed, on the ellipse... transformative. The rear compliance soaks up terrain. Front drive eliminates rear tire power-slide stress entirely. Heat signatures on brakes and drivetrain down 65%. Acceleration out of turns feels... catapult-like. Cleaner. More direct. Less electronic screaming.
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>**SpinDoctor:** And you think this monstrosity will handle *European B-Road Rally Restricted*? Those are narrow, cambered, often gravel-strewn nightmares!
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Affirmative. The locked front provides absolute directional stability on loose surfaces – no wobble. Movable rear axle allows the bike to *track* uneven camber without fighting the steering. FWD puts power down where the steering is pointed, reducing the chance of unexpected rear slides. Gyro maintains verticality regardless of surface angle. ASR/ABS manage front traction. It’s… surprisingly composed. Almost enjoyable. If you trust the machine-spirits completely.
>
>**SpinDoctor:** "Enjoyable." He says. About a FWD, gyro-stabilized, ellipse-riding drag bike with a cryo-butt. Frag me. Send the full sensor logs. If the data matches the madness... this might just be the most stable, controllable version of the Insanity yet. *For high-speed, high-G cornering*. Low speed still sounds like wrestling a greased ork.
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>**Bull (SnarlingFist):** He ain't takin' it to the mall, SpinDoc. Needs to run restricted roads fast and clean. Less heat, less noise, less stress on the hardware means less chance of a corp drone or local gendarmerie getting curious. Sounds like it fits the bill. Upgrade the ASR front-slip algorithms. Harden those CV joints. Make it **ghost-smooth**.
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Already drafting ASR v4.3 protocols. Focusing on predictive front slip management based on surface scan and gyro attitude. CV joints rated for 300% expected load.
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>**SpinDoctor:** Okay, okay. I believe. Mostly. The data... it actually looks wiz. Like scary, efficient wiz. Mk III isn't just surviving the ellipse; it's *optimized* for it now. FWD was the missing piece. Who'd have thunk it? Sending final code updates and hardening protocols. Try not to enjoy the ride *too* much, Soap. Wouldn't want you to crack a smile and break that straight-edge rep.
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>**Soap (LockedFront):** Negative. Enjoyment is a chemical imbalance. Efficiency is the goal. Mk III achieves it. Ready for Genoa return leg.
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>**Bull (SnarlingFist):** Good. SpinDoctor, burn the final package. SnarlingFist out.
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>**SpinDoctor:** Burning now. Try not to invent any new physics on the way back. SpinDoctor out.
The chat dissolved. Silas looked away from the screen towards the **Elliptical Insanity Mk III**. It crouched in the garage gloom, a paradox on wheels. Locked, immovable front end. A surprisingly conventional-looking movable rear suspension. Thick drive shafts leading to the beefed-up front hub. The massive gyro core hummed faintly beneath the tank. It looked *wrong* to any seasoned biker. But Silas saw the logic. The purity. The locked front was his unwavering intent. The driven front wheel was the execution of that intent. The free-moving rear was acceptance of the terrain. The gyro and electronics were the unwavering faith holding it all together. He popped a piece of gum, walked over, and placed a hand on the cold metal. It wasn't just a machine anymore. It was a manifestation of a singular, relentless idea. And for the first time, it promised not just survival, but something approaching controlled, efficient grace on the razor's edge of physics. Even if only the machine-spirits could truly appreciate it.
