A big secret? The only thing cooler than being the voted Sherriff in somewhere like Kentucky is fucking MP.
#armystrong
and then during Ranger School doing the Army Seal thing you go Recon. A legal trained stealth special forces guy...
...and afterwards you tell them their rights.
#neversurrender
Illegal, in need of papers and being a human? Enlist!!
and as soon as you are legal
in California
