How did I manage to stay all serious in 8 years Corpo World tenure?
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Well, it was a Help Desk and everyone one calling in was convinced I was in person responsible in tone, voice, demand and attitude letting me understand for well a major lack of humor of at least temporary nature for the tenure of the conversation.
#cyberpunkcoltoure
Oh yeah, and while I was doing the math on how to successfully communicate guaranteed solutions to existing problems, I was told by a coworker I was staring towards the boss's office door. I don't blink then... for minutes.