So, they start stealing at VW. Those guys that got rich by the great superior educational system in Germany that somehow created Politicians who ruined the Nation by building bicycle road systems in Peru that must have somehow attracted Syrians to come to Germany expecting perfect Autobahn systems considering what they build all over a remote mountin range on the other side of planet earth having watched National Geographic Syria, but instead face a rotten infrastructure and after having stolen their bycicle now in all frustration smack up German woman, but no fat ones in leggings, because they ride shitty bycicle to begin with and they expect righteously German perfection in quality having no school degree thereby missing the very base of local success.
Now it all makes sense!!! Fucking Hell. Give em Porsches, in Somalia, then Taiwanese will come, nicht wahr!?
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