3 Wagen ausgefallen
Klimaanlage defekt
Reservierungen können nicht angezeigt werden
They tell that all correctly in English:
Sorry for today.
We fuck for well can figure: 3 cars down, AC broken and no reservations displayed, without being told.
The comedian did not mean it like that, which describes diplomacy during the Cold War against (in actual English grammar "with") the Germans perfectly.
#noblessoblige