Check him and imagine him on a Skateboard.
He'd be dead. Latterly, dead. So, loosening my Ski back on the Schoolstrip was an attempt of murder and no stupid pupils joke as he just proved here. One tiny bolt, right?
That there was no offtrack accident as Michael Schumacher triggered, that appears to have happened on a regular slope which are worst having iced spots, but no rocks. Than we add no Judo skills and a freezing moment to explain why he managed to get his body weight plus the kinetic energy of falling onto his shoulder focused. Untrained he was still doing the math when having had to roll the body. They see the ground coming close, we the horizon vanishing exchanged by our shoes and knees appearing in our sight.
Tarmac is much harder than Ice, which cracks and has on slopes either a snow layer or grass below.
That would mean the entire shoulder joined would have fractured with all bones splattered, which is why we accuse the Thrasher Magazine photographs of attempted first degree murder by handing out drugs against fear and demanding extremely dangerous performances.
That's why some got beaten to death by us the moment they pulled a bag of white powder into our sight being in range of our arms plus skateboard.