I have 25.000 followers in LinkedIn and can't get 1.000 sorted on Instagram. She said:
I still remember that female colleague from the English office that came over to the Valley and was really, really hot. Not the in your face way. No, the mean suttle rediculous way that hits ever worse in an professional office environment.
Like you are trying to talk to a guy about the spreadsheet he has to maintain and behind him the Indian fit early twenties does while trying to understand what she's got on the screen some acrobatics in the chair to find the most comfortable position, in tight perfect sitting blue jeans... the moment you just turned single again.
That English one than had her corporate internal chat picture changed. So, the managers have a tie, open shirt and standard smile showing teeth. The call center guys something that could be business casual and a deep understanding that wide successfully smiling is actually forbidden, the IT guys are nerds, but you just can't wear a Hen's dress testing the Groom waving in a wind breez letting everyone understand your training routine and which parts are all natural in a place a tipsy yank tells she had a boob job on a night out to be making the news for an entire fucking week. Everybody knew ...
So, you have to give her a hint on a line that everyone was told is monitored, that very corporate chat...
Dude.
Anyway, she is wearing a business costume on LinkedIn and no one can follow her on Instagram smiling, sporting and chilling without her husband, two kids and dog.
Idiots.
Sell accessories. Give 'em an excuse.
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