Imagine that: You are Principle of a Collage and that happened to you. Meaning, you have a completely inappropriately dressed, black super hotty as a new teacher and its way too late.
First you must make a list:
Black
Hot
Sexy
Pretty
Hot
Hot Pants
Stockings
Skirt
Tight
of words you ban off your vocabulary for about the entire month when the shit storm comes around, because she went all baggy.
Then you have to explain in most complicated words that she needs to dress like a boring collage employee or call that guy doing the job for you - safely:
to let him do the talking so she cannot counter as he can also spell the words he uses instantly, knows them exclusively on the entire campus no matter them being real English words from the dictionary.
Just bad words he missed entirely having a for the job save hobby. All has its price and "Seriously?" after "Thank you for coming, Take a seat, please", her having crossed her legs and being leaning forward against your staring at her (eye level, eye level and poker face) won't work. Wrong environment. She pulls you into that kind a office and you are done.
Then you go Balling, play Billiards or Watch the Game without any chance of being sued or having lost against the nuclear arsenal.
#MODInc
#cyberpunkcoltoure
