Champions ...Those who really train with intend and actually have programming, weather its eating, their whole structure of life... yeah.
You, not Bodybuilders except deep in the off season I guess, want to try hemp protein powder. That is dirt cheap, tastes nutty and then use a tiny bit of milk to turn it into a cream like substance that you than cover in pudding mixing it all up. I strongly recommend hazelnut or chocolate powder.
The protein is like 9 bucks over here and the pudding about 20 for 5kg.
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**Title: Hemp Protein Pudding: The Broke Skater’s Recovery Sludge**
Yo. If you’re a bodybuilder, close this tab unless it’s deep off-season and you’ve officially stopped caring about veins. This is for the skater who just dropped $70 on a deck, has $6 left for food, and needs something that isn’t a gas station hot dog.
Here’s the take: hemp protein is dirt cheap, tastes like a lawnmower and peanut shells had a baby, but in a weirdly nutty way. You don’t slam it in a shaker like some gym bro. You take a scoop, add a tiny bit of milk, and stir it into a thick cream/paste situation. Then you cover that in pudding — hazelnut or chocolate flavor is the move — and mash it all together until it’s some kind of protein mud.
Honestly? It works. Chocolate hides the hemp dirt vibe. Hazelnut makes it taste like a cheap Nutella that got into a fight. Vanilla is too honest, don’t do vanilla.
Nutrition-wise, it’s not whey. Hemp has protein, fiber, omega-3s, and it’ll keep you full, but it’s gritty and not exactly the anabolic holy grail. But if you’ve been skating all day, your ankle sounds like gravel, and you just need calories and protein before you pass out watching a skate part, it does the job. The pudding adds sugar and carbs, which is actually fine when you’re burning everything you eat.
Big warnings: too much milk and you get soup. Too little and you get drywall. Eat it too fast before a sesh and you’ll be burping hemp dust in the parking lot. Mix in a banana or use Greek yogurt if you want it thicker and less cursed.
**Verdict:** 7.5/10 for broke skaters, 4/10 for actual sports nutrition, 10/10 for “my board is held together with shoe goo and hope” energy. Not a bodybuilder thing. It’s a skate rat thing. Would eat again after a rolled ankle. Hazelnut or chocolate, no regrets.
**Title: Hemp Protein Pudding: The Broke Skater’s Recovery Sludge**
Yo. If you’re a bodybuilder, close this tab unless it’s deep off-season and you’ve officially stopped caring about veins. This is for the skater who just dropped $70 on a deck, has $6 left for food, and needs something that isn’t a gas station hot dog.
Here’s the take: hemp protein is dirt cheap, tastes like a lawnmower and peanut shells had a baby, but in a weirdly nutty way. You don’t slam it in a shaker like some gym bro. You take a scoop, add a tiny bit of milk, and stir it into a thick cream/paste situation. Then you cover that in pudding — hazelnut or chocolate flavor is the move — and mash it all together until it’s some kind of protein mud.
Honestly? It works. Chocolate hides the hemp dirt vibe. Hazelnut makes it taste like a cheap Nutella that got into a fight. Vanilla is too honest, don’t do vanilla.
Nutrition-wise, it’s not whey. Hemp has protein, fiber, omega-3s, and it’ll keep you full, but it’s gritty and not exactly the anabolic holy grail. But if you’ve been skating all day, your ankle sounds like gravel, and you just need calories and protein before you pass out watching a skate part, it does the job. The pudding adds sugar and carbs, which is actually fine when you’re burning everything you eat.
Big warnings: too much milk and you get soup. Too little and you get drywall. Eat it too fast before a sesh and you’ll be burping hemp dust in the parking lot. Mix in a banana or use Greek yogurt if you want it thicker and less cursed.
**Verdict:** 7.5/10 for broke skaters, 4/10 for actual sports nutrition, 10/10 for “my board is held together with shoe goo and hope” energy. Not a bodybuilder thing. It’s a skate rat thing. Would eat again after a rolled ankle. Hazelnut or chocolate, no regrets.
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