Saturday, 7 November 2026

#igotstuck or why I have no Germans as friends

 She got a high end Espresso machine from her parents. That is because her Capsule machine is broken. That's furthermore the reason why she still holds a serious selection of, I assume, Nespresso Capsules in a very large drawer just beneath.

She fell for George Clooney.

I now googled that the cheapest Nespresso Capsule compatible machine on Amazon is about 100 Euros. 99 to be precise.

I'd be in no time cutting of those little bitches to put them into a jar.

Which would make her scream and hide in the bedroom, I guess... 

#cyberpunkcoltoure #thegermans

PS: Do I have to add "the coffee within the capsules"?? Not the cut off ones with the powder? They are so difficult. These Germans.... and the most obvious.