That was the plan to end Cold War.
The Lawn Moaner.
#punk
The whole week you're slaving away
Repairing cars
Looking forward to the weekend
Where you don't have to get up early
FInally sleeping in
Until four in the afternoon
But that's a hard thing to do
When your neighbor is a prick
Repairing cars
Looking forward to the weekend
Where you don't have to get up early
FInally sleeping in
Until four in the afternoon
But that's a hard thing to do
When your neighbor is a prick
My neighbor, guys, I'm telling you
What a monkey that is
early saturday morning
He took his lawn mower out
At 7AM the noise started
It kicked me out of bed
Just you wait, you sick individual
You're gonna have what's coming to you
What a monkey that is
early saturday morning
He took his lawn mower out
At 7AM the noise started
It kicked me out of bed
Just you wait, you sick individual
You're gonna have what's coming to you
So Monday night I
Burglarized his garage
And immediately started
to take apart his whip
I bored out the cylinders
and tuned his ignition
A "Weber" double carburator (3)
What must be, must be
Burglarized his garage
And immediately started
to take apart his whip
I bored out the cylinders
and tuned his ignition
A "Weber" double carburator (3)
What must be, must be
I'm installing a proper gear train
then shortening the chain
And adding the inlet manifold
from the Kawasaki (4)
I gave him a two cylinder and eight valves setup
That can accelerate from zero to hundred
In four seconds
then shortening the chain
And adding the inlet manifold
from the Kawasaki (4)
I gave him a two cylinder and eight valves setup
That can accelerate from zero to hundred
In four seconds
Next saturday I got up at five
Got out of bed
And went out to the frontyard
Behind the fence i lay in wait
Promptly to the minute
He went inside and started up his monster
Gently put in the first gear
And let the clutch go
Got out of bed
And went out to the frontyard
Behind the fence i lay in wait
Promptly to the minute
He went inside and started up his monster
Gently put in the first gear
And let the clutch go
Like on the Salzburgring he rode (6)
Four laps around his house
Then he burned with 130 km/h
Down the main road
That the garden door was still closed
He didn't realize
The paling of the fence went flying
He ran it all over
Four laps around his house
Then he burned with 130 km/h
Down the main road
That the garden door was still closed
He didn't realize
The paling of the fence went flying
He ran it all over
From Reichenhall to Piding (7)
It only took him 3 minutes
The short drive to Aufham (9)
he drove over the autobahn
At the Hinterstaufn he turned around
And drove back , passing Innzell (10)
He even had a hitchhiker
Sitting on his handlebar
It only took him 3 minutes
The short drive to Aufham (9)
he drove over the autobahn
At the Hinterstaufn he turned around
And drove back , passing Innzell (10)
He even had a hitchhiker
Sitting on his handlebar
Folks I'm telling you
If you have a neighbor like me
Don't mow your lawn
Early on saturday morning
Do it like my neighbor
Now he learned how to behave
He now cuts his lawn with scissors
To not go on anybody's nerves
If you have a neighbor like me
Don't mow your lawn
Early on saturday morning
Do it like my neighbor
Now he learned how to behave
He now cuts his lawn with scissors
To not go on anybody's nerves
