Petrus can be such an asshole

You know for well they are all piss drunk 24/7?  That ain Sandford:

.... Ffffffffoooooch... Look it storms

Daaaam, that's heavy. 

I get a another hot chocolate 

Wow. Look at all that water pouring down. 

Looks great 

Hey, Boyz. Id sech moa rrain foa twey hours. You can stay here, if you like. 

Awesome 

Cheers, mate 

And Lazier is just warming up.