Sunday 1 September 2024

Jail time!

You did that in a swing state right?
Somewhere in L.A. County 
Hi. Donwt hang up. You did not do anything. 
Sheriff Johnson? 
Yeah. I need you. 
Oooooh kaaaaaay. Is this a trick? 
No, it's less social work time and all you have to do is stare with two of your faggot math dealers at someone in for only public offence over the weekend until the judge is in
Mmmmh?
You need to hit it properly like you sobering out.
Well, if its the entire weekend we need blues and protein. 
You are a disgusting piece of shit and can have it all. 
How much off?
The weekend and it's done. 
For me Sam, Mikki and Pedro!? 
Deal 
Pick me up Sherrrrifffff!!! 
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