Just for the reference

this guy, not the Beared Lefty in always black, does not manage to get a book about his girlfriends promiscuous dating past published in time.

...?

Ok. Also in Germany couples usually have the same level of attractivity, but who gets layed here is way off international standards. It is not lacking content emberassingly and the Fat Beard assumes, I quote: Encyclopedia levels.

That is a German Encyclopedia for reference:

And they call me crazy, like officially!

#gfyAll #igotstuck