Friday, 4 September 2026

AI - Status Update

 I love these guys. Almost as much as Elon. Obviously, they are privileged white older men aka Rich Western Wankers and they give a great insight into how the successful in this Dark Modernity tick...

One bets the next iPhone will be a foldable and the other guy says it will have an always recording cam connected to an AI to give the phone situational awareness being not sure about the killer apps deriving from your phone knowing you are on the kitchen but being in happy expectation already.

My SmartCam in Industrial Level Cool.

My project is bulky and more like a 90ies VHS cam a Sktr would use. It limits naturally use thereby.

So, both the Rich Western Wanker as the always complaining fat black woman will need an aware phone that separates rooms based on GPS and floor colour...

Look. Look at your phone. Now think back how you place that phone entering your kitchen most of the time. If you do not want to walk like Ally with a selfie stick through your flat or have too short bud pockets letting the cam stick out, you will wave shake your cheap trash or pretty iPhone facing your feet.

Great idea. I can't wait to check YouTube Nerd Videos about jail braking that thing.

#cyberpunkcoltoure

Imagine that thing sends you nail colour ads while you are in the kitchen or the latest sports wear favs based on your sweat pants at an ankle view perspective by an object recognition AI bet that cross referenced it all with you browser cookies except you run and crash the picture stability build in.

Or

I saw for 40min nothing. I was slipped before into a pair of trousers. Than it flashed. Now I see nothing and ... calculating... the inside of a public transport bus since three hours ago. ...calculating... I must be lost. 

...six months later...
Hi, This Ann McDonald from HBT GF breaking News. Today here in the Silicon Valley a story goes around that an actively connected iPhone iMac combination sitting in a laptop bag used Grok to social engineer the Bus driver of a San Francisco public transport town bus to deroute to bring the bag back to its owner as it concluded being lost. The owner confirmed he had forgotten the bag and was happy that his Mum received the bag from a bus parking outside their home. John, after AI hacking  computers their are now hijacking buses. What is next??
Yes Ann. It is a worrying situation. The workaround form the Apple HelpDesk is to turn off your devices before loosing them until the internal investigation found a solution and all devices are updated automatically and free of charge.